Jokes

'Doctor, I have a lot of gas in my stomach. But the good thing is that my gas doesn't smell, it doesn't sound. Sitting here I let out gas 15-20 times; But no one noticed. '
Doctor: 'Take this medicine,




99) Son: Dad is buying a computer.
Dad: What is this?
Boy: Monitor.
Dad: What is that?
Boy: - CPU.
Dad: And this?
Boy: Mouse.
Dad: Is this it?
Boy: Sound box.
Baba: Then where is the computer?






(98) After two days of seeing two friends. In one of the gaps in the story about various issues, one has to ask each other how the current job is going -

First friend: I resigned from my job today.

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